How to Internets 101 Vox 2007-03-18T21:07:16Z HowtoInternets http://lhyzz.vox.com/?_c=feed-atom tag:vox.com,2006:6p00c22525bbaa549d/ Entering the Blogosphere Requires No Accreditation Absence tag:vox.com,2007-03-18:asset-6a00c22525bbaa549d00d09e5d130bbe2b 2007-03-18T21:07:16Z 2007-03-18T21:07:16Z HowtoInternets http://lhyzz.vox.com/?_c=feed-atom Before I explain my mysterious disappearance, I would like to address an important issue here in the blogosphere, which I will represent as a small park with a cloudy little pond in the middle of it on a sunny day. Picture yourself sitting by the ...

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]]> Oscar Fever! tag:vox.com,2007-02-26:asset-6a00c22525bbaa549d00cd971614674cd5 2007-02-26T01:09:18Z 2007-02-26T01:34:51Z HowtoInternets http://lhyzz.vox.com/?_c=feed-atom

Dear Yuko, Wish you were here. Love, Iwo The Enchanting Land of Eng Olive takes on the world!

Tonight is the 79th Annual Academy Awards ceremony, and this blog would be remiss if it did not stick its nose in along with every other blog in the world. The most important category every year is, of course, Best Picture; and who better to disc...

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]]> Okay, I lied about Presidents' Week. tag:vox.com,2007-02-21:asset-6a00c22525bbaa549d00d41420bb896a47 2007-02-21T23:18:08Z 2007-02-22T05:36:05Z HowtoInternets http://lhyzz.vox.com/?_c=feed-atom This blog would like to render an official apology to all of the imaginary readers out there that kept checking the site for updates yesterday. I had some very important business to attend to that involved my bed and an alternate state of consciou...

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]]> Happy Presidents' Day tag:vox.com,2007-02-19:asset-6a00c22525bbaa549d00d4142030c96a47 2007-02-19T21:58:41Z 2007-02-19T22:01:37Z HowtoInternets http://lhyzz.vox.com/?_c=feed-atom

Our oldest president, if it weren't for that damned Ronald Reagan and his magic elixir.

On this, the solemn occasion of Presidents' Day, this blog thought it would take time from its busy schedule of finding GREAT DEALS ON VARIOUS CONSUMER PRODUCTS SUCH AS CARS AND MATTRESSES!!! BECAUSE THIS BLOG DESERVES AMAZING SAVINGS!!! to take a...

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]]> Urine Trouble, and Other Unoriginal Puns tag:vox.com,2007-02-16:asset-6a00c22525bbaa549d00d09e55a8bcbe2b 2007-02-16T22:18:50Z 2007-02-17T11:14:03Z HowtoInternets http://lhyzz.vox.com/?_c=feed-atom Urinal cakes in New Mexico are talking. If you were a urinal cake, what would you say? I doubt it would be anything akin to the messages delivered by those manufactured by Healthquest Technologies, Inc. The Santa Fe deodorizers are helpful, polite...

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]]> News Round-Up Rodeo #1 tag:vox.com,2007-02-15:asset-6a00c22525bbaa549d00d4141b1d1b685e 2007-02-15T23:01:50Z 2007-02-16T16:37:17Z HowtoInternets http://lhyzz.vox.com/?_c=feed-atom

If they kiss, it will be gross, scientists say. The Battle of Ka-Boom

Every week, we here at How to Internets (or HtI for the savvy insiders) will attempt to bring to you the news of the world condensed into a fun, easy-to-read, and completely uninformative capsule. We now present our first installment of the News R...

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