Okay, I lied about Presidents' Week.
This blog would like to render an official apology to all of the imaginary readers out there that kept checking the site for updates yesterday. I had some very important business to attend to that involved my bed and an alternate state of consciousness (namely, sleep). In addition, I will most likely not be updating tomorrow, either, as I am having surgery to have all three of my impacted wisdom teeth removed from my skull. If there is a post tomorrow, it will probably not be about the presidents so much as unintelligible gibbering. My apologies in advance.
